Sunday, February 17, 2008
SMS Received
2 feel without touch...
2 hear without words...
2 c without being near...
Is called...
Schizophrenia...
A mental disorder many idiots think iz love..
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Who walks wid u thru the difficut path of life!
Ur relative
No
Ur Wellwisher
No
Ur ffrnds,
No.
Its only ur..
Chappal
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11 common lines after people get drunk.
1. You are my brother
2.I ll drive the car
3. I respect you from the bottom of my heart
4.today i am not getting high
5. Dont think i am drunk n saying all this...
6. Dont u think this will be less....
7. Just one more...
8.I am ready to do anything for u...
9. go....homee...
10.If i was with her, i wouldnt have this today.
THE BEST ONE...
11. Today is the last day!
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A person who surrenders wen he is WRONG is HONEST
A person who surrenderswen not SURE is WISE
A person even wen he is right, has a girlfrnd!
.......................................................................
An NRI took his 6 year old son to his native village 2 teach d kid what poverty exactly means...
After the trip he asked his son what he thot about the poverty stricken life in the village....
Son replied "V have one dog they (village ppl) have 4. V have a small pool they have a huge river....
V have artificial lights they have stars...
V have a small piece of land, they have large fields....
V hv servants 2 serve us, they serve others...
V buy food they grow food.........!
V hv security personnels 2 protect us... the have their DEITY!!"
The boy's father was speechless.
The son then son said
"Thanks Dad for showing how poor v are. B proud"
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12 boys planned to propose a gal!
10 came wid a rose, but 1 came wid a RING- thats confidence!
Wat abt the oder 1?
He came wid his whole family....OVER CONFIDENCE!!
..................................................................................................................................................
Hanuman: God I cant stay on earth
God: Why
Hanuman: BEfore people used to do namaskaram
den they bent a little
Even then i was happy.
But now it has bcum worse,
Today a girl came to the temple and asked
HI Hanu WASSUP.......Y is ur face swollen up?
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Friendz are like sketch pens they colour ur lives. I may not be ur favourite colour but you will need me someday to complete your
picture.
............................................................................................................................
Last night, thinking of you , 1 tear rolled out. I asked why are you out?
Tear said, ther is some one so beautiful in your eyes, now there is no place for me,,,,
...........................................................................................................................
A quote which means a lot if you understand it...
"Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you"
...........................................................................................
Height of confidence...
Many profs wer once called...Dey were asked to sit in aeroplanes..After dey sat dey were told dat plane was made buy their students...dey all hurried out of the plane
bt only 1 doesnt move...
He said:
If my students havent made it....it wont even start!!!
........................................................................................
Loving hundred wrong persons will not even affect your life, but hting one right person will leave you a broken throughout your life.
...............................................................................
Boy 2 girl: Look at your body, it looks as if there are only bones.
Girl: Thats why i am thinking why is this dog standing beside me for so long.
......................................................................................
After some years words. which we will miss da most.
Coming to college tmrw?
meet me in the canteen
how much have u done?
Today alarn did not ring yaar
wat release tomorow?
How much will u study yaar
If its important tell me.....
So enjoy every moment...
.............................................................................................
Crying alone is better than laughing wid people who pretend to like u..
Remember...LIFE IS TO EXPRESS YOURSELF NOT TO IMPRESS OTHERS
......................................................................................
What does
Nine Pipie Por Por Pipe Por Pipe Por potty Pipe "mean?
Simple
A Nepali giving you his mobile number
9544545445
........................................................................................................................
What is success
In 1988 Tendulkar failed in English on 10th std.
Now 2010 10th std English 1st lesson is about TENDULKAR. Thats success!!
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How can u believe on da word BELIEVE wen der is aLIE in the center...
When der is a end at the end of everyFRIEND
..
When der is a OVER in every LOVER
Think!!
..................................................................................
I m sitting n thinking hard about life. How it changed from simple college life 2 strict professional life. How pocket money changed to huge monthy pay cheques. But gives less happiness. How a few local jeanschanged 2 new branded wardrober. But less occassions to use them.
How a single plate of samosa changes 2 pizza. But hunger is less.
How a bike always in reserve, changed to a car always on. B ut less places to go.
How a tea by roadside changed 2 CCD Barists.But it feels as if the shop is far away.
How a limited prepaid card in mobile changed 2 postpaid package. But we donr feel like using it.
How a general class journey changed 2 flight journey. But less vacations for enjoymnet...n many more.
May b this is d truth of journey called "LIFE".
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A lovely friendship should have the determination of mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even if its broken into thousand pieces"
Happy friendship day.
--------------------------------------------
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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Peace in your heart
Health in your body
Wealth in your life
Joy in ur home
May u b blessed with these priceless treasures. Merry XMas to you and your family
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A relaxed mind
A peaceful soul
A joyful spirit
A healthy body &
Heart full of love.
All these are my prayers for u & family
Wish you happy new year2010
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Pongum Pongalai pila
Thithikkum karumbai pola
Manjalin manam pola
Ungalin vaazhkai amaiya
En Iniya Pongal vaazhthukkal
---------------------------
When u rock her 2 sleep, she is a daughter
When u trust her with secrets, she is a sister
When commitment is unconditional, she is wife
When a new life cries,she is a mother
And
When you want a caring shoulder, she is a WOMAN!!
Happy woman's day\
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Nethu unga photo paathen.
Alagaana kannu,
Amsamaana mookku,
Sharpaana kaadu, Ellam ok,
Athu enna dialog?"ENNAI PAAR YOGAM VARUM" Unmaiyaava?
-----------------------------------------------------
Sorry to disturb you. Matter is very urgent.
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita. So, Rama needs 1000 monkeys urgently. SMS padithavudan kilambavum.
-------------------
Best relation is one in which u feel free ro show even ur negative side and still have the hope that it will strengthen your relationship
------------------------------------------
I never expect others to remember me. But I always drop my msgs into their inbox to show, I still remember them with or without their presence
----------------------------------------------
Vidiyum varai kaathiru........
Vidindapin solgiren
Good morning...
Adhu varai...
Good night
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I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry...
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Best traffic advertisement of the year:
Picture of Lord Ganesa witha saying
"Care for your head
Not every one gets a replacement like me:
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The function of a leadership is to produce more leaders not more followers - Subash chandra bose
--------------------
Interesting facts about blood group
A +ve - Good leadership persons
A -ve - Hard working persons
B +ve - Can giveup for others
B-ve & O-ve - Lazy persons
O+ve - r truthful, choleric n born to help others in nature
AB+ev & AB-ve - Very difficult to adjust with them
News: Indian player lost gold in long jump,,,
Sardar: he deserves it to be lost! Who asked him to wear gold while going for long jump
Valar pirai pol namadu vetrium, thaei pirai pol namadu tholvium, valarutum inda vasandamana pudhanthil innum sirappai, innum polivai vazga vazthukal.
A rupee is easy to earn but a smile is hard to find. Rupee loses its value. Smile increase its worth. I lost a rupee when I sms u but who cares,I won ur smile.
Make a mind which never minds
Make a Heart which never hurts
Make a touch which never pains &
Make a 'RELATION' which never 'Ends'
May the lites brighten ur heart, the crackr xplod ur sorrows n sweetsn sweetn ur family. A very happy n prosperous DEEPAVLI
A heart felt thankyou for being the very special person you are; u r always reaching out to others in their time of need. Very Happy friendship day and have a successful living
Iniya thamizh puthaandu nalvaazhthukkal. Ponnum porulum maniyum pugazhum perugi vaazhvu valam perattum
English translation of Saroja Samaannikalo' - Dear Saroja, put down the samaan pls.
I am the first to wish you on Vinayagar Chathurthi.
(')
!(.=.)!
(),jj()
()( /. )()
Keep this vinayagar as my gift for you.
Begin the day with light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside. Smile a moment n thank Nature, for this day, it cares for you all the way
In the rhythm of life sometimes we find ourselves out of tune, but as long as there are people like u to provide the melody, Music plays on! Happy friendship day.
There are more than 20 angels in this world. Ten are sleeping on clouds. Nine are playing & one is reading this text at this moment.
Someday. I wish to be remembered as ur Best friend but I rather choose to be ur True friend, because not all best are True, but all True are Better that Best.
FROM 4.11.2006
AIRCEL TO AIRTEL
AIRTEL TO AIRCEL
TATA TO RELIANCE
HUTCH TO TATA
TOTALLY FREE..............................MISSED CALLS ONLY
"Muyalum" Vetri perum, "Aamaiyum vetri perum. But "Muyalaamai" vetri peradu.
Sardar1: Naama Building ku bomb vaikka car la porom suppose vazhiyila vedichithunna?
Sardar2: Dont worry enkitta extra bomb onnu irukku....
Alexander: "In my dictionary, there is no word called Impossible"
Sardarji: "Ippa solli enda use'um illa, vaangurappave paarthu vaanganum"
"Flashnews"-jackie Chan died of heart attack after watching"Dharmapuri" Vijaykanth's movie.. Arnold.jet Lee Critically serious. Ha Ha Ha ha :-)
How do you identify a Sardar in a class? Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board..
"Night" is a Gud time to"Remember" all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your "Life".so sleep well with your "SWEET MEMORIES".Good Night...
My frndship is like sugarcane. you crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp,..all that you'll get is sweetness...!! good morning
A Train suddenly Slips into a Paddy fieldand stumbles and stops.The Driver is a Sardarji.Passengers : Are youBlind, How did the trainslip into the field.?Sardar Driver : A Manwas standng on theTracks.Passengers : For ONEMan you endangeredso many lives, youmust have Smashed Him.!Sardar : I was tryingto DO that Onlybut HE RAN Intothe Fields.!
If ABCD = American Born Confused Desi....how abt ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful...... phew ... ;-)
Tortoise and rabbit wrote entrance exam and tortoise got 70% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in an engineering college, cut off was 85%.Rabbit did not get but tortoise got it. How? Ans: SPORTS QUOTA - Remember tortoise had won a race when you were in I standard.
In one scooter 3 sardars were going, so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said sorry we r already 3 members...
Manmohan Singh to Bush :We are sending Indians to MOON next year.Bush : Wow.! How many.?M.S. : 100.Bush : Can you takesome of ours?M.S. : Impossible.!Bush : Why?M.S. : We hav 25 OBC,20 SC,15 ST,5 Handicapped,5 Sports Persons,2 Kashmiri Migrants,8 Politicians,18 General n if POSSIBLE2 ASTRONAUTS!
Mango,Orange,Banana,Grapes & Apple. In this which is sweet? guess plz!!! theriyalaiya? Idula eduvume sweet illa. Ellame fruit thaan!!!
I Like 3 Things : 1 - SUN;2 - MOON ;3 - U::::Sun For The "Day Time";Moon For The "Night Time";& U For My Lifetime friend..
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 enna paakura, naalaiku naan onnum anupalanu sollakudathu athan.
God will be above u- 2bless u,below u- to support u,before u-2guide u,behind u-to protect u,beside u-to comfort u & inside u-to sustain u.
Annamalai dialog:Unnoda calendarla Kurichi vachikko,Indha naal ,ennoda carda recharge panni,unnavida athigama sms anuppi,nee epdi enakku tholla kudutheyo,adhae madtheri nanum kudukkala,nan "un friend" illa.....2+2=8-8=16 kootti kalichi paru kanakku thappa varum......
A Crime story.full & full suspens.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. THE END. full suspensnu sonnomulla Appuram enna looku ......
Indraya thathuvam: Kaveri aathula meen pidikkalam, Gangai aathula kooda meen pidikkalam, aana Ayyar aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
An innocent joke: a thief was leaving the house, a child got up and said the thief: 'Take my school bag also otherwise I will wake my mummy and papa'
College bagavath geetha:Ethai nee padithai athai nee marappatharku.Ethai nee purinthu kondai, athu puriyamal iruppatharku.Endru nee college olungaga vanthai, attendance lack agamal irupparthuku. Entha figure indru unnudaiyatho athu nalai matroruvar agivudum.Matrorunaal athu verouvar udaiyathagividum. Ithuve college niyathi.. .
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3 Innum nalla amukunga keypad naasama povattum
If i gO wrOng, i need ur hand 2 CORECT mE.iF i win, i need ur hand 2 PAT me
,iF im LOsT, i need ur hand 2 GUIDE mE.So,PLZ parcel & courier ur hand.
Public Service Msg:Please elect vijaykant at any cost......... otherwise he will comeback for acting!
Sardarji goes to a petrol bunk. Watches a board "DO NOT USE CELL PHONE HERE"..He picks his phone makes call to his friend & says "DONT CALL ME NOW"
"Laziness is our biggest enemy"- Jawaharlal Nehru;
"We should learn to love our enemies" - Mahatma Gandhi.
Which one to follow? Big confusion.
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
A sardar falls in love with a nurse. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. He thinks...thinks...thinks...and writes "I LOVE U SISTER"
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of law for starting business? The student replied "Father in law"...
English poem in chennai language: Johny Johny. Inna naina? Chakara thunriya? Illa naina. Dabaikiriya? Illa naina! Vaaya thora... Ha..Ha
As this year draws to an end, I want to thank all the special people who touched my life with their concern & mademy life more meaningful. Thankyou for your contribution and co-operation to my life. MayGod continue to give you abundant happiness in the coming new year & always. Best wishes for 2007.. with love and care.
Thoongapora ellorukkum nan onnu solren nalla kettukkonga ...................................................................................................Naanum Thoongaporen. Good night.
My smile + my joy + my pleasure + my life + my relief + my honour & my pride = ur 1 sms. Now think the value of ur sms msg.
Today's thatthuvam: 1. Tea master ennadan lighta tea pottalum, adula irundu velicham varadhu 2. Power glassai evlo nerum fridgela vechalum adhu cooling glassa agaadu. 3. Ettu kaal poochikku ennadan 8 kaal irundalum adaala oru local call kooda panna mudiyadu. 4. Train ennadan speeda ponalum kadaisi petti kadaisiyathaan varum.
India, Pakista rendukkum nadula enna irukku?........................................................................................... Theriyalaiya?....................................................................... ayyo ayyo!...............................................................kama irukku. Nalla parunga.
"Nights are going sleepless; Days are useless, Oh! God, is this love?". God says," Idiot, U R working for Scope".
Wat is Business
Dad: Uhv 2 marry the girl I choose
Son: No way
Dad: What if she is Bill Gates's daughter?
Son:den ok
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I hv a husband for your daughter
B.G: Oh yeah? Who'd that b?
Dad: My son
B.G: No way!Hw dare u?..!
Dad: He's the VicePresident of Worldbank.
B.G: den ok.
Dad goes to President of Workd Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as Vice President of ur bank
PRES: No way!
Dad: My son is Bill Gate's son-in-law
PRES: Den ok!
This is business.
If a mobile company owner suffers from LOOSE MOTION. How will he explain to the Dr? Dr,from morning unlimited outgoing. Then I am getting new new ring tones. There is no balance in my stomach. Whenever I am recharging within a minute its getting discharged. Can u pls disconnect my connection?
Happy birthday to you. I wish all the sweetest of your dream come true. - Venu
2 hear without words...
2 c without being near...
Is called...
Schizophrenia...
A mental disorder many idiots think iz love..
..........................................................................
Who walks wid u thru the difficut path of life!
Ur relative
No
Ur Wellwisher
No
Ur ffrnds,
No.
Its only ur..
Chappal
....................................................................................
11 common lines after people get drunk.
1. You are my brother
2.I ll drive the car
3. I respect you from the bottom of my heart
4.today i am not getting high
5. Dont think i am drunk n saying all this...
6. Dont u think this will be less....
7. Just one more...
8.I am ready to do anything for u...
9. go....homee...
10.If i was with her, i wouldnt have this today.
THE BEST ONE...
11. Today is the last day!
..............................................................................
A person who surrenders wen he is WRONG is HONEST
A person who surrenderswen not SURE is WISE
A person even wen he is right, has a girlfrnd!
.......................................................................
An NRI took his 6 year old son to his native village 2 teach d kid what poverty exactly means...
After the trip he asked his son what he thot about the poverty stricken life in the village....
Son replied "V have one dog they (village ppl) have 4. V have a small pool they have a huge river....
V have artificial lights they have stars...
V have a small piece of land, they have large fields....
V hv servants 2 serve us, they serve others...
V buy food they grow food.........!
V hv security personnels 2 protect us... the have their DEITY!!"
The boy's father was speechless.
The son then son said
"Thanks Dad for showing how poor v are. B proud"
...........................................................................................................................................
12 boys planned to propose a gal!
10 came wid a rose, but 1 came wid a RING- thats confidence!
Wat abt the oder 1?
He came wid his whole family....OVER CONFIDENCE!!
..................................................................................................................................................
Hanuman: God I cant stay on earth
God: Why
Hanuman: BEfore people used to do namaskaram
den they bent a little
Even then i was happy.
But now it has bcum worse,
Today a girl came to the temple and asked
HI Hanu WASSUP.......Y is ur face swollen up?
.................................................................................................................................
Friendz are like sketch pens they colour ur lives. I may not be ur favourite colour but you will need me someday to complete your
picture.
............................................................................................................................
Last night, thinking of you , 1 tear rolled out. I asked why are you out?
Tear said, ther is some one so beautiful in your eyes, now there is no place for me,,,,
...........................................................................................................................
A quote which means a lot if you understand it...
"Be with someone who knows what they have when they have you"
...........................................................................................
Height of confidence...
Many profs wer once called...Dey were asked to sit in aeroplanes..After dey sat dey were told dat plane was made buy their students...dey all hurried out of the plane
bt only 1 doesnt move...
He said:
If my students havent made it....it wont even start!!!
........................................................................................
Loving hundred wrong persons will not even affect your life, but hting one right person will leave you a broken throughout your life.
...............................................................................
Boy 2 girl: Look at your body, it looks as if there are only bones.
Girl: Thats why i am thinking why is this dog standing beside me for so long.
......................................................................................
After some years words. which we will miss da most.
Coming to college tmrw?
meet me in the canteen
how much have u done?
Today alarn did not ring yaar
wat release tomorow?
How much will u study yaar
If its important tell me.....
So enjoy every moment...
.............................................................................................
Crying alone is better than laughing wid people who pretend to like u..
Remember...LIFE IS TO EXPRESS YOURSELF NOT TO IMPRESS OTHERS
......................................................................................
What does
Nine Pipie Por Por Pipe Por Pipe Por potty Pipe "mean?
Simple
A Nepali giving you his mobile number
9544545445
........................................................................................................................
What is success
In 1988 Tendulkar failed in English on 10th std.
Now 2010 10th std English 1st lesson is about TENDULKAR. Thats success!!
.........................................................................................................................
How can u believe on da word BELIEVE wen der is aLIE in the center...
When der is a end at the end of everyFRIEND
..
When der is a OVER in every LOVER
Think!!
..................................................................................
I m sitting n thinking hard about life. How it changed from simple college life 2 strict professional life. How pocket money changed to huge monthy pay cheques. But gives less happiness. How a few local jeanschanged 2 new branded wardrober. But less occassions to use them.
How a single plate of samosa changes 2 pizza. But hunger is less.
How a bike always in reserve, changed to a car always on. B ut less places to go.
How a tea by roadside changed 2 CCD Barists.But it feels as if the shop is far away.
How a limited prepaid card in mobile changed 2 postpaid package. But we donr feel like using it.
How a general class journey changed 2 flight journey. But less vacations for enjoymnet...n many more.
May b this is d truth of journey called "LIFE".
--------------------------------------------
A lovely friendship should have the determination of mirror which never loses its ability to reflect even if its broken into thousand pieces"
Happy friendship day.
--------------------------------------------
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
---------------------------------------------
Peace in your heart
Health in your body
Wealth in your life
Joy in ur home
May u b blessed with these priceless treasures. Merry XMas to you and your family
---------------------------------------------------------
A relaxed mind
A peaceful soul
A joyful spirit
A healthy body &
Heart full of love.
All these are my prayers for u & family
Wish you happy new year2010
-----------------------------------------------
Pongum Pongalai pila
Thithikkum karumbai pola
Manjalin manam pola
Ungalin vaazhkai amaiya
En Iniya Pongal vaazhthukkal
---------------------------
When u rock her 2 sleep, she is a daughter
When u trust her with secrets, she is a sister
When commitment is unconditional, she is wife
When a new life cries,she is a mother
And
When you want a caring shoulder, she is a WOMAN!!
Happy woman's day\
-------------------------------------
Nethu unga photo paathen.
Alagaana kannu,
Amsamaana mookku,
Sharpaana kaadu, Ellam ok,
Athu enna dialog?"ENNAI PAAR YOGAM VARUM" Unmaiyaava?
-----------------------------------------------------
Sorry to disturb you. Matter is very urgent.
Ravanan has again kidnapped Sita. So, Rama needs 1000 monkeys urgently. SMS padithavudan kilambavum.
-------------------
Best relation is one in which u feel free ro show even ur negative side and still have the hope that it will strengthen your relationship
------------------------------------------
I never expect others to remember me. But I always drop my msgs into their inbox to show, I still remember them with or without their presence
----------------------------------------------
Vidiyum varai kaathiru........
Vidindapin solgiren
Good morning...
Adhu varai...
Good night
-----------------------------
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry...
---------------------------------------------
Best traffic advertisement of the year:
Picture of Lord Ganesa witha saying
"Care for your head
Not every one gets a replacement like me:
-------------------------------------
The function of a leadership is to produce more leaders not more followers - Subash chandra bose
--------------------
Interesting facts about blood group
A +ve - Good leadership persons
A -ve - Hard working persons
B +ve - Can giveup for others
B-ve & O-ve - Lazy persons
O+ve - r truthful, choleric n born to help others in nature
AB+ev & AB-ve - Very difficult to adjust with them
News: Indian player lost gold in long jump,,,
Sardar: he deserves it to be lost! Who asked him to wear gold while going for long jump
Valar pirai pol namadu vetrium, thaei pirai pol namadu tholvium, valarutum inda vasandamana pudhanthil innum sirappai, innum polivai vazga vazthukal.
A rupee is easy to earn but a smile is hard to find. Rupee loses its value. Smile increase its worth. I lost a rupee when I sms u but who cares,I won ur smile.
Make a mind which never minds
Make a Heart which never hurts
Make a touch which never pains &
Make a 'RELATION' which never 'Ends'
May the lites brighten ur heart, the crackr xplod ur sorrows n sweetsn sweetn ur family. A very happy n prosperous DEEPAVLI
A heart felt thankyou for being the very special person you are; u r always reaching out to others in their time of need. Very Happy friendship day and have a successful living
Iniya thamizh puthaandu nalvaazhthukkal. Ponnum porulum maniyum pugazhum perugi vaazhvu valam perattum
English translation of Saroja Samaannikalo' - Dear Saroja, put down the samaan pls.
I am the first to wish you on Vinayagar Chathurthi.
(')
!(.=.)!
(),jj()
()( /. )()
Keep this vinayagar as my gift for you.
Begin the day with light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside. Smile a moment n thank Nature, for this day, it cares for you all the way
In the rhythm of life sometimes we find ourselves out of tune, but as long as there are people like u to provide the melody, Music plays on! Happy friendship day.
There are more than 20 angels in this world. Ten are sleeping on clouds. Nine are playing & one is reading this text at this moment.
Someday. I wish to be remembered as ur Best friend but I rather choose to be ur True friend, because not all best are True, but all True are Better that Best.
FROM 4.11.2006
AIRCEL TO AIRTEL
AIRTEL TO AIRCEL
TATA TO RELIANCE
HUTCH TO TATA
TOTALLY FREE..............................MISSED CALLS ONLY
"Muyalum" Vetri perum, "Aamaiyum vetri perum. But "Muyalaamai" vetri peradu.
Sardar1: Naama Building ku bomb vaikka car la porom suppose vazhiyila vedichithunna?
Sardar2: Dont worry enkitta extra bomb onnu irukku....
Alexander: "In my dictionary, there is no word called Impossible"
Sardarji: "Ippa solli enda use'um illa, vaangurappave paarthu vaanganum"
"Flashnews"-jackie Chan died of heart attack after watching"Dharmapuri" Vijaykanth's movie.. Arnold.jet Lee Critically serious. Ha Ha Ha ha :-)
How do you identify a Sardar in a class? Its simple, check who is erasing his notes when teacher is cleaning the board..
"Night" is a Gud time to"Remember" all the sweet things & all sweet persons in your "Life".so sleep well with your "SWEET MEMORIES".Good Night...
My frndship is like sugarcane. you crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp,..all that you'll get is sweetness...!! good morning
A Train suddenly Slips into a Paddy fieldand stumbles and stops.The Driver is a Sardarji.Passengers : Are youBlind, How did the trainslip into the field.?Sardar Driver : A Manwas standng on theTracks.Passengers : For ONEMan you endangeredso many lives, youmust have Smashed Him.!Sardar : I was tryingto DO that Onlybut HE RAN Intothe Fields.!
If ABCD = American Born Confused Desi....how abt ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ?It is : American Born Confused Desi Emigrated From Gujarat, Housed In Jersey, Keeping Lotsa Motels, Named Omkarnath Patel, Quickly Reached Success Through Underhanded Vicious Ways, Xenophobic Yet Zestful...... phew ... ;-)
Tortoise and rabbit wrote entrance exam and tortoise got 70% and rabbit got 81%. Both wanted admission in an engineering college, cut off was 85%.Rabbit did not get but tortoise got it. How? Ans: SPORTS QUOTA - Remember tortoise had won a race when you were in I standard.
In one scooter 3 sardars were going, so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said sorry we r already 3 members...
Manmohan Singh to Bush :We are sending Indians to MOON next year.Bush : Wow.! How many.?M.S. : 100.Bush : Can you takesome of ours?M.S. : Impossible.!Bush : Why?M.S. : We hav 25 OBC,20 SC,15 ST,5 Handicapped,5 Sports Persons,2 Kashmiri Migrants,8 Politicians,18 General n if POSSIBLE2 ASTRONAUTS!
Mango,Orange,Banana,Grapes & Apple. In this which is sweet? guess plz!!! theriyalaiya? Idula eduvume sweet illa. Ellame fruit thaan!!!
I Like 3 Things : 1 - SUN;2 - MOON ;3 - U::::Sun For The "Day Time";Moon For The "Night Time";& U For My Lifetime friend..
11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 enna paakura, naalaiku naan onnum anupalanu sollakudathu athan.
God will be above u- 2bless u,below u- to support u,before u-2guide u,behind u-to protect u,beside u-to comfort u & inside u-to sustain u.
Annamalai dialog:Unnoda calendarla Kurichi vachikko,Indha naal ,ennoda carda recharge panni,unnavida athigama sms anuppi,nee epdi enakku tholla kudutheyo,adhae madtheri nanum kudukkala,nan "un friend" illa.....2+2=8-8=16 kootti kalichi paru kanakku thappa varum......
A Crime story.full & full suspens.…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. THE END. full suspensnu sonnomulla Appuram enna looku ......
Indraya thathuvam: Kaveri aathula meen pidikkalam, Gangai aathula kooda meen pidikkalam, aana Ayyar aathula meen pidikka mudiyuma?
An innocent joke: a thief was leaving the house, a child got up and said the thief: 'Take my school bag also otherwise I will wake my mummy and papa'
College bagavath geetha:Ethai nee padithai athai nee marappatharku.Ethai nee purinthu kondai, athu puriyamal iruppatharku.Endru nee college olungaga vanthai, attendance lack agamal irupparthuku. Entha figure indru unnudaiyatho athu nalai matroruvar agivudum.Matrorunaal athu verouvar udaiyathagividum. Ithuve college niyathi.. .
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If i gO wrOng, i need ur hand 2 CORECT mE.iF i win, i need ur hand 2 PAT me
,iF im LOsT, i need ur hand 2 GUIDE mE.So,PLZ parcel & courier ur hand.
Public Service Msg:Please elect vijaykant at any cost......... otherwise he will comeback for acting!
Sardarji goes to a petrol bunk. Watches a board "DO NOT USE CELL PHONE HERE"..He picks his phone makes call to his friend & says "DONT CALL ME NOW"
"Laziness is our biggest enemy"- Jawaharlal Nehru;
"We should learn to love our enemies" - Mahatma Gandhi.
Which one to follow? Big confusion.
Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab, he wanted to save money. What did he do? Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
A sardar falls in love with a nurse. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. He thinks...thinks...thinks...and writes "I LOVE U SISTER"
Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of law for starting business? The student replied "Father in law"...
English poem in chennai language: Johny Johny. Inna naina? Chakara thunriya? Illa naina. Dabaikiriya? Illa naina! Vaaya thora... Ha..Ha
As this year draws to an end, I want to thank all the special people who touched my life with their concern & mademy life more meaningful. Thankyou for your contribution and co-operation to my life. MayGod continue to give you abundant happiness in the coming new year & always. Best wishes for 2007.. with love and care.
Thoongapora ellorukkum nan onnu solren nalla kettukkonga ...................................................................................................Naanum Thoongaporen. Good night.
My smile + my joy + my pleasure + my life + my relief + my honour & my pride = ur 1 sms. Now think the value of ur sms msg.
Today's thatthuvam: 1. Tea master ennadan lighta tea pottalum, adula irundu velicham varadhu 2. Power glassai evlo nerum fridgela vechalum adhu cooling glassa agaadu. 3. Ettu kaal poochikku ennadan 8 kaal irundalum adaala oru local call kooda panna mudiyadu. 4. Train ennadan speeda ponalum kadaisi petti kadaisiyathaan varum.
India, Pakista rendukkum nadula enna irukku?........................................................................................... Theriyalaiya?....................................................................... ayyo ayyo!...............................................................kama irukku. Nalla parunga.
"Nights are going sleepless; Days are useless, Oh! God, is this love?". God says," Idiot, U R working for Scope".
Wat is Business
Dad: Uhv 2 marry the girl I choose
Son: No way
Dad: What if she is Bill Gates's daughter?
Son:den ok
Dad goes to Bill Gates.
Dad: I hv a husband for your daughter
B.G: Oh yeah? Who'd that b?
Dad: My son
B.G: No way!Hw dare u?..!
Dad: He's the VicePresident of Worldbank.
B.G: den ok.
Dad goes to President of Workd Bank.
Dad: Appoint my son as Vice President of ur bank
PRES: No way!
Dad: My son is Bill Gate's son-in-law
PRES: Den ok!
This is business.
If a mobile company owner suffers from LOOSE MOTION. How will he explain to the Dr? Dr,from morning unlimited outgoing. Then I am getting new new ring tones. There is no balance in my stomach. Whenever I am recharging within a minute its getting discharged. Can u pls disconnect my connection?
Happy birthday to you. I wish all the sweetest of your dream come true. - Venu
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